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So I got tagged by Helen099 to do this list.  I promise I will make more real ones one of these days.  Seriously.

10. Rihanna



I don't really swing her way, but omigod!  She's so cute!  And that dress!!  *massive amounts of faggy flailing*

9.  Jeff Corwin



I love this man.  His show makes me tingly in my bits and pieces.  I'm going to refrain from making any dirty references involving the phrase "trouser snake" and just go on to the next person...

8. Tank Girl



Yes, it's another girl, but it's TANK GIRL!  She's fucking hot.  I'd hit that any day of the week.

7. Jon Walker



How adorable is Jon Walker?  Very adorable.  I wouldn't really want to kiss him, but in my head he's kind of a big cuddly teddy bear.  Can you cuddle under the mistletoe?

6. Mans Zemerlow



Moist Swedish goodness.  'Nuff said.

5.  Ewan Macgregor



His accent is enough to make me weak in the knees, but my god, just look at him!  Delicious!

4.  Christian from Project Runway



He is SO FIERCE!  And his asymmetrical hair sends my heart all aflutter.  You go girl!!

3. Brian Molko



Ok, so I knew Brian Molko was a sex machine, but then...then I saw this picture of him IN DRAG and my heart stopped beating.  I've said it before and I'll say it again, *nothing* is hotter than androgyny.

2. Jade Puget



Jade Puget is my new fake boyfriend.  I only know a few things about him that make him perfect and I really don't want to know anything else about him to crush that dream for me.


1.  Frank Iero



My love for Frank Iero knows no bounds.  He is one of a few people that will send me into a full out fanboy flailing frenzy.  He is by far my number one choice of people to kiss under the mistletoe.  Just look at that adorable little face!

So I'm tagging jenrrray.